2 rescued from chocolate tank at M&M Mars facility in Pennsylvania: report

WHTM reports that authorities were called to help cut a hole in the tank so the two people could escape, though it’s unclear if there was chocolate in the tank at the time.

Velveeta launches nail polish that smells like cheese

Want to live “la dolce Velveeta?” Well, you can now spread cheese-scented nail polish on your fingers.

Indian man reportedly divorces wife because she only cooked instant noodles

The judge presiding over the divorce case reportedly called it the “Maggi case” because Maggi instant noodles were the woman’s food of choice when feeding her husband.

Women’s health company unveils ‘Period Crunch’ cereal shaped like uterus

Milk even turns red when you add it to a bowl of “Period Crunch” cereal. The inventors hope the new product will make the taboo topic more palatable.

John Hinckley Jr., attempted Ronald Reagan assassin, to perform sold-out concert in New York

John Hinckley Jr. was granted an unconditional release by a federal judge to begin on June 15 and Hinckley has already released his first single, “Long Lost Yesterday” on YouTube.

Ex-MMA trainer fights kangaroo that attacked his dogs in wild video

The Australian man suffered injuries to his head, leg and arm and said the kangaroo tried to go after his dogs again after he and the animal battled.

Small plane makes emergency landing on Florida highway

A wild scene was caught on camera in the middle of a Florida roadway as a plane was recorded taking off from a highway in Clay County.

Hundreds of people have been poked with needles at European nightclubs

The club goers being pricked are mostly women, show visible marks of injection, often bruises, and report symptoms like feeling groggy.

Funeral held for unidentified boy found in suitcase in Indiana woods

A young boy who was found dead inside of a suitcase in Indiana was laid to rest on Wednesday as mourners gathered for a funeral for the "unknown angel".

Mountain lion safely removed from English classroom at Pescadero High School

A mountain lion was safely removed from a high school it had entered earlier on Wednesday morning, officials say. Despite the scare, the San Mateo County Sheriff's Office said all students and staff were safe.

Alaskan woman removes opossum from Brooklyn bar

It may sound like the start of a joke but an Alaskan woman did remove an opossum from a Brooklyn bar.

Stanley the rooster surfs on a vacuum cleaner in California

Stanley the rooster gets to do a lot of cool things. And because this rooster lives in Morro Bay, Calif., he's also an expert surfer.

329 years later, last Salem 'witch' who wasn't is pardoned

A woman who was wrongly convicted of witchcraft in Massachusetts in 1693 and sentenced to hang has been formally exonerated.

Overdue library book returned after 46 years

The library in Oklahoma said the book was checked out in September 1976 — nearly five decades ago.

Ohio deputy encounters 'drunk Amish guy' slumped over in moving buggy

Ohio officers responded to 911 calls stating that a buggy was 'all over the road' and found a 'drunk Amish guy' passed out as the horse pulled him along.